Once upon a time, there travelled three young ronin. One was an adopted daughter, Casey. The second, her kind and goofy father, John. The third, a complete asshat, was called Karkat. These three wandered across ancient Japan together, broke, more often than not due to John’s pride and a certain huge 8itch. One day, as they were walking, wondering how they would eat today, a thought struck John, as well as a peach from a tree above.

EB: karkat guess what?
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, ASSHOLE? WHAT? WHAT?!
EB: lets go slay some demons :B i hear a terrible demon with a blank head lives on the nearby island!
CG; WE DON’T EVEN HAVE MONEY FOR FOOD, SHITFORBRAINS. HOW DO WE EXPECT TO KILL A DEMON?

Casey blew a bubble in disagreement.

EB: shes right, karkat! we can try strength in numbers!!
CG; BECAUSE THE ARMLESS WARRIOR IS ALWAYS CORRECT, RIGHT FUCKASS? THIS IS A SHITTY IDEA, EGBERT.
EB: be nice, karkat.
EB: the reward is several chests of gold, karkat :B
CG: ….WHATEVER, FUCK THIS. IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT.

And thus, our three heroes, lacking in strength both physically and in numbers went out to search for comrades to slay a demon.